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Then came..
Minds and Behinds
Still no good
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Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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No, not a chance
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Freaks and Cheeks
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Everyone loved it.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
So they tried
Still no good.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Catatonics & High Colonics
Next, they tried...
What does it mean when someone says "I'm feeling frisky"?
share office space ...
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Hysterias & Posteriors
Just Forget it!
So, the docs changed it to read
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They put up a sign reading
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
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Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Thumbs down again.
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No way
No go.
Sit deserunt in iusto aut praesentium fugiat fugit.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Loons and Moons
Unacceptable again!